ENCYCLOPAEDIA OF ART THAT IS PRESENT, BUT MISSING

‘But is it art?’ asked the Art Judge with a penetrating stare that scrutinised this page. ‘Well it was some moments ago before three of its circles went missing’, replied the Art Defence somewhat distractedly while desperately looking under books and chairs for the missing circles. ‘We’ve put ‘wanted’ posters up – with a reward. So if you don’t mind waiting a little we expect you’ll soon be able to decide.’

[floor plan details]

  • where two artists vigorously disagreed over how best to depict the missing circles on the ‘wanted’ poster
  • where the Art Judge walked past the ‘wanted’ circles hanging on a wall but was too scandalised by their disappearance to notice
  • row of watercolour ‘wanted’ posters
  • chairs
  • books
  • missing red circle
  • missing blue circle
  • missing violet circle

But is it art? red, blue, violet